For weeks now, people have asked me if I know if I’m having a boy or a girl, which of course I won’t know until the ultrasound that is done between 18 and 20 weeks. After forgetting numerous times, I finally set the date: next Thursday (April 15th), I’ll find out if it’s a little Greg or a little Mary that’s been swimming around in there. The instructions I was given were hilarious at best: I’m expected to drink 24-36 ounces of water an hour prior and not pee my pants. Considering that I’ll have the urge to pee when my bladder is holding approximately a thimble’s worth of urine, I’m sure this will be a challenge.
I’ve made no secret of the fact that I would prefer to have a boy. I have always wanted a boy, and have always envisioned myself as the mother of a boy. Why? I’m not entirely sure, but probably because of the severe lack of testosterone in my family (and Greg’s). My mom is one of four girls (no boys). My maternal grandmother is one of seven children, only one of which was a boy. My grandmother’s twin sister had three girls (and no boys). My maternal grandfather had two sisters and no brothers. One of my mom’s cousins has five girls and no boys (can you tell my family is Catholic?). And so on. In Greg’s family, it’s very similar: he has five nieces and one nephew. His mother was one of four children, only one of which was a boy. One of his cousins has two girls, and two stepdaughters. I have to admit I feel more than a little pressure for my little bundle of joy to have its very own little bundle of joy, merely because of the overwhelming presence of girls in both of our families. At family gatherings with the in-laws, the gap is clear: the smattering of men folk/boys present congregate near the TV to watch whatever game is on, and the massive group of females convenes elsewhere. I usually end up with the guys; not because I just love sports (Cardinals baseball is about the only sport I can even remotely tolerate), but because I’m more comfortable there. This is not to say I hate other women and I especially don’t hate the women in Greg’s family because they’re all very lovely women, but I feel a little out of place and well, crowded. I’m not the girly type. In fact, I’ve spent the vast majority of my life in jeans, t-shirt and sneakers; about the only time you’ll see me in a dress or skirt is when attending weddings or funerals. Other than my recently acquired crocheting and knitting skillz, I’m not into the typical girl things. I had Barbies growing up, but I was just as apt to ride my bike or find some other way to get injured or covered in dirt (usually either by digging around in the dirt or playing with whatever dog we had at the time). When I was a wee lass, I was a total daddy’s girl and we would go on motorcycle rides to see inappropriately-violent-for-my-tender-age Arnold Swarzenegger movies, and I loved every minute of it. I target shot for fun. I often wore camouflage clothes, and was sad when I grew out of my very favorite camo shorts. I loved the hell out of Nintendo games and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I watched He-Man along with She-Ra. I wanted more than anything to take karate lessons, much more than ballet or tumbling. I wouldn’t go so far as to call myself butch in my formative years, but I was definitely not the most delicate of ladies. Once puberty hit, I became less of a daddy’s girl and more of a hormonal holy terror, but that’s neither here nor there. Even as boobs sprouted and the baby factory started up business (a business that wouldn’t prove successful for many more years, of course), my interests lay mainly in music (and not the typical crap that girls liked, I’ll have you know; I have a pretty encyclopedic/Aspergian knowledge on a variety of musical topics and had the aspiration to be a rock star at one point and took guitar lessons, but I grew out of that one, thank goodness) and avoiding being the typical girl, which resulted in my frequently being accused of being a lesbian. I did eventually grow out of all that business of course and entered the typically “girly” profession of nursing, but I’ve retained my sense of sarcasm and my sense of being just a little different from most girls.
That said, the thought of raising a girl is absolutely terrifying to me. The thought of dressing it in anything pink or frilly sends me into panic mode; in fact, I refuse to do so if it is in fact a girl, and will specifically ask for not-pink things on my registry. I’m not going to dress it up in camo and construction boots of course, but I find the clear division between the sexes that starts at a young age just plain ridiculous. Boys get blue; girls get pink. Boys like sports and trucks; girls like playing dress up and being princesses. Of course, these are all socially constructed expected behaviors and likes/dislikes, but it seems to me that girls are pushed harder to be girly than boys are to be boyish. My inner-feminist recoils at the notion of buying a girl baby dolls and a kitchen play set to further enforce the notion that girls are only good for squeezing out pups and making dinner, but I also detest the idea that boys aren’t supposed to like those things; I also don’t want to feel like I’m pushing a girl (or boy, for that matter) to be something she’s (he’s) not. The subject of gender has stirred up a lot of emotions in me that were either long buried or that I didn’t even know existed.
Of course, I do want to make it clear that I already love this baby, boy or girl, and I’m not going to leave it on the side of a mountain if it’s a girl. I can see pros and cons of both. Boys come with challenges of their own; they’re often rowdy, usually more aggressive, and can be just as moody teenagers as girls can. Boys are also expected to fit specific gender roles and stereotypes, which is just as infuriating. Maybe this is just the liberal in me talking, though.
Next week I’ll hopefully have an update on what gender it is, as long as it keeps its legs wide open for all to see. Of course, the most important thing is that it is healthy and growing normally and all that jazz, and I’m looking forward to seeing the critter once more.
I’ve made no secret of the fact that I would prefer to have a boy. I have always wanted a boy, and have always envisioned myself as the mother of a boy. Why? I’m not entirely sure, but probably because of the severe lack of testosterone in my family (and Greg’s). My mom is one of four girls (no boys). My maternal grandmother is one of seven children, only one of which was a boy. My grandmother’s twin sister had three girls (and no boys). My maternal grandfather had two sisters and no brothers. One of my mom’s cousins has five girls and no boys (can you tell my family is Catholic?). And so on. In Greg’s family, it’s very similar: he has five nieces and one nephew. His mother was one of four children, only one of which was a boy. One of his cousins has two girls, and two stepdaughters. I have to admit I feel more than a little pressure for my little bundle of joy to have its very own little bundle of joy, merely because of the overwhelming presence of girls in both of our families. At family gatherings with the in-laws, the gap is clear: the smattering of men folk/boys present congregate near the TV to watch whatever game is on, and the massive group of females convenes elsewhere. I usually end up with the guys; not because I just love sports (Cardinals baseball is about the only sport I can even remotely tolerate), but because I’m more comfortable there. This is not to say I hate other women and I especially don’t hate the women in Greg’s family because they’re all very lovely women, but I feel a little out of place and well, crowded. I’m not the girly type. In fact, I’ve spent the vast majority of my life in jeans, t-shirt and sneakers; about the only time you’ll see me in a dress or skirt is when attending weddings or funerals. Other than my recently acquired crocheting and knitting skillz, I’m not into the typical girl things. I had Barbies growing up, but I was just as apt to ride my bike or find some other way to get injured or covered in dirt (usually either by digging around in the dirt or playing with whatever dog we had at the time). When I was a wee lass, I was a total daddy’s girl and we would go on motorcycle rides to see inappropriately-violent-for-my-tender-age Arnold Swarzenegger movies, and I loved every minute of it. I target shot for fun. I often wore camouflage clothes, and was sad when I grew out of my very favorite camo shorts. I loved the hell out of Nintendo games and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I watched He-Man along with She-Ra. I wanted more than anything to take karate lessons, much more than ballet or tumbling. I wouldn’t go so far as to call myself butch in my formative years, but I was definitely not the most delicate of ladies. Once puberty hit, I became less of a daddy’s girl and more of a hormonal holy terror, but that’s neither here nor there. Even as boobs sprouted and the baby factory started up business (a business that wouldn’t prove successful for many more years, of course), my interests lay mainly in music (and not the typical crap that girls liked, I’ll have you know; I have a pretty encyclopedic/Aspergian knowledge on a variety of musical topics and had the aspiration to be a rock star at one point and took guitar lessons, but I grew out of that one, thank goodness) and avoiding being the typical girl, which resulted in my frequently being accused of being a lesbian. I did eventually grow out of all that business of course and entered the typically “girly” profession of nursing, but I’ve retained my sense of sarcasm and my sense of being just a little different from most girls.
That said, the thought of raising a girl is absolutely terrifying to me. The thought of dressing it in anything pink or frilly sends me into panic mode; in fact, I refuse to do so if it is in fact a girl, and will specifically ask for not-pink things on my registry. I’m not going to dress it up in camo and construction boots of course, but I find the clear division between the sexes that starts at a young age just plain ridiculous. Boys get blue; girls get pink. Boys like sports and trucks; girls like playing dress up and being princesses. Of course, these are all socially constructed expected behaviors and likes/dislikes, but it seems to me that girls are pushed harder to be girly than boys are to be boyish. My inner-feminist recoils at the notion of buying a girl baby dolls and a kitchen play set to further enforce the notion that girls are only good for squeezing out pups and making dinner, but I also detest the idea that boys aren’t supposed to like those things; I also don’t want to feel like I’m pushing a girl (or boy, for that matter) to be something she’s (he’s) not. The subject of gender has stirred up a lot of emotions in me that were either long buried or that I didn’t even know existed.
Of course, I do want to make it clear that I already love this baby, boy or girl, and I’m not going to leave it on the side of a mountain if it’s a girl. I can see pros and cons of both. Boys come with challenges of their own; they’re often rowdy, usually more aggressive, and can be just as moody teenagers as girls can. Boys are also expected to fit specific gender roles and stereotypes, which is just as infuriating. Maybe this is just the liberal in me talking, though.
Next week I’ll hopefully have an update on what gender it is, as long as it keeps its legs wide open for all to see. Of course, the most important thing is that it is healthy and growing normally and all that jazz, and I’m looking forward to seeing the critter once more.